POSTER DE BLONDE
Personalised baby birth movie poster — the star of the year
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A production by Sophie & Daniel
This year’s biggest star has just arrived.
Finn
The Beginning
We cried. Then we cuddled again.
A masterpiece. I missed the ending: bottle time.
Best debut performance of the year.
In cinemas 12 March 2026
Showtime14:32
Running time50 cm
Weight3.250 kg
Filmed inGalway
With special guest appearances by Big sister Mia, Nana Joan and the cat
Rated Gfor Gorgeous (and Grandparents)
Any resemblance to an actual baby is entirely intentional.
The preview is the poster: what you see is what you will receive. Anything you leave empty in the credits is not printed.
A funny personalised print for a new baby, styled as a film poster: baby’s name as the title, with a tagline, a sequel-style subtitle, three five-star reviews signed Nana, Grandad or Uncle, the release date and the credits. A first name and a date are all it takes. Four styles, 250 g matte paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Compose the poster A name, a date
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
Secure payment
Full description
A baby’s arrival as a film premiere: the first name as a giant title, a tagline, a sequel-style subtitle (“Episode 1: The Big Day”), and the credits below — showtime, running time, weight, filming location, “a production by Sophie & Daniel”, and the special guests: big brother, Nana or the cat.
In the middle, three five-star reviews signed Nana, Grandad or Uncle: “We cried. Then we cuddled again.” You pick them from our suggestions or write your own — often the person giving the gift signs them. A first name and a date are all it takes: the rest is optional. Four styles, from the midnight blue and gold of the big blockbuster to the black and white of a local picture house, via yellow comedy and arthouse.
- 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on the A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the print-ready file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
The poster, once printed
Scenes and people generated by AI.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
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| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- A name, a date
That is all it takes: the name becomes the film title, the date the release.
- The tagline, the reviews, the credits
Pick from our suggestions or write your own; showtime, running time, weight, place and guests are optional.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | First name · Date · Subtitle · Tagline · Time · Length (cm) · Weight (g) · Place · Parents · With · Critique · Signed · Style |
| Occasions | New baby · Coming home from hospital · Baby shower · Christening · First Christmas |
| Gift for | New parents with a sense of humour · Grandparents · A godparent · Close friends |
| EAN code | 3701800802678 |
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Frequently asked questions
Is it a good funny new baby gift?
Yes: it is a personalised, humorous birth poster where baby’s name becomes a film title, with three reviews signed Nana, Grandad or Uncle. Grandparents, godparents and friends give it to the parents, who hang it in the nursery or living room.
Is it right for a girl or a boy?
Yes: nothing on it is gendered. The name makes the title, and the suggested taglines, subtitles and reviews work for both.
What does the poster show?
This birth poster styled as a film shows baby’s name as the title, a tagline, a sequel-style subtitle, three five-star reviews signed Nana, Grandad or Uncle, an “In cinemas…” line and the credits: showtime, running time, weight, filming location, production and special guests. Four styles: midnight blue and gold, black and white, yellow comedy, arthouse.
What do I need to order it?
A first name and a date: everything else is optional. The tagline, subtitle and reviews come with suggestions you can keep, change or rewrite. Showtime, running time, weight, place, production and guests are printed only if you fill them in.
Are the reviews real reviews?
No, they are jokes: you write them or pick them from our suggestions, and sign them with whoever you like — often the person giving the gift. They are not published anywhere as customer reviews.
Is what I see what I will receive?
Yes: the preview is composed by the same editor as the print, and a “Check your poster” screen opens before the basket. The faded examples in the credits are never printed.
Are the texts the same in every language?
No: taglines, subtitles and reviews are written for each country, not translated. The French poster says “Sortie nationale le…”, the English one “In cinemas…”, the German one “Ab … im Kino”, the Spanish one “Estreno el…”. Everything can be rewritten.
Can I order it before the baby is born?
Yes: the date can be the due date. The time, length and weight are only known afterwards; leave them empty and they will not be printed.
Which size should I pick?
A4 for a frame you already have, 30 × 40 for a nursery, 40 × 60 for the proportions of a real cinema poster (2:3).
Which sizes and frames?
A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm: standard frame sizes, easy to find. Optional wooden frame on the A4 and 30 × 40, in black, white or natural, with acrylic glass; the larger sizes ship rolled, to frame at home.
What paper is the poster printed on?
250 g/m² satin matte paper, lightfast pigment inks. Printed to order in our workshop in Aveyron, whatever the size. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box; the A4 travels flat, in a stiff card envelope.
Can I get the file instead of the poster?
Yes. The print-ready file contains all five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files in all, by a download link sent after payment, to print wherever you like.
How long does it take?
Your poster is dispatched within 48 hours, then delivered in six to seven days to Ireland and the rest of the EU (four to five in France) — to your home or a pickup point, home delivery only for the 50 × 70 and 70 × 100. For a fixed date, allow ten days outside France. The download link for the print-ready file is sent as soon as payment is confirmed.