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Personalised drinks house rules poster — the law of the table

€19.90

Gift wrapping available · + €2.00

Create my print

The preview is exactly what gets printed. Each article comes with an idea: keep it, roll the dice for another, or write your own.

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Tax included. Shipping €3.90 in France and the European Union, free from €49.

The drinks house rules as a poster: a “House rules for Drinks” heading, the name of the house, six numbered articles — a title and its rule each — and, if you like, a bottom line. Four styles. Matte 250 g paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Finish No frame
Write my house rules house · style · articles · bottom line
Style

The six articles

A title and the rule that goes with it. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, and every field stays free.

Article 1
Article 2
Article 3
Article 4
Article 5
Article 6
  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

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Full description

The drinks rules, as a poster: a “House rules for Drinks” heading, the name of the house, then six numbered articles — “OLIVES: the last one goes to whoever did the shopping”, “WORK: no work talk after the second glass”, “ICE: empty the tray, refill the tray”. And, if you like, one last line: “Too many rules may spoil the mood.”

You write the family, patio or house name, keep our six articles or change them — eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, “Shuffle everything” if you’re stuck — and every field stays free. Four styles: a 1950s advertising poster with sunburst rays, a gingham tablecloth under a scalloped awning, a blue enamel sign, a bistro with a chequerboard floor. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed. A funny gift for a housewarming, a holiday home or a guesthouse, where the poster tells guests how things work at the table. The glass is a drawing, with no label and no brand.

  • Matte 250 g paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame for A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • Drinks house rules in a 1950s advertising-poster style: a red banner with sunburst rays under a mustard ribbon, “L’apéro — Le jardin du 12” in cream letters, six numbered articles on yellowed cream paper — boules, playlist, story, parasol, washing up, neighbours — and the line “Valable aussi pour le jus de fruits”, shown in the French version.
  • Drinks house rules in a pastis style: a blue-and-cream gingham tablecloth background, a yellow plate with a hard shadow under a navy scalloped banner with a glass of yellow liquid and its cloud, “Les règles de L’apéro — La terrasse des Durand”, six numbered blue discs, slightly tilted, in front of olives, work, ice, peanuts, cheers and phones, and the line “L’abus de règles nuit à l’ambiance” under a little wave, shown in the French version.
  • Drinks house rules on an enamel sign: a beige plaster wall, an enamel-blue plate with a cream rim, rivets, chipped edges and a slanting glare, “Les règles de L’apéro — Le comptoir des Lopez” in cream and amber letters, six numbered red discs beside the titles last one, sausage, chairs, visit, serving and leftovers, and a red banner “Toute infraction se paie en tournée”, shown in the French version.
  • Drinks house rules in a bistro style: a black-and-cream chequerboard, a cream plate under a burgundy-and-white striped awning, “Les règles de — L’apéro — Chez Léa et Tom” in burgundy letters underlined by a diamond, six articles on burgundy tags — peanuts, boules, story, sausage, visit, serving — and the line “Adopté à l’unanimité, un soir d’été”, shown in the French version.
  • The red and cream Durand terrace drinks rules poster, in a vintage advert style with rays, shown in French, hangs in a black frame on a covered terrace beside a woman in a blue shirt setting down a bowl of olives.
  • A short-haired woman in a blue shirt holds the black-framed red and cream Durand terrace drinks rules poster, shown in French, on a covered terrace.

Scenes and people generated by AI.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works
  1. You write the name of the house

    “The Murphys’ Patio”, “Number 12”, or the name of the holiday home. It signs the notice, under the “House rules for Drinks” heading.

  2. You keep our six articles, or write your own

    Each article is a title and its rule: “OLIVES: the last one goes to whoever did the shopping”. Eighteen ideas, a dice for each article, “Shuffle everything”, an optional bottom line, and four styles: vintage advert, pastis, enamel sign, bistro.

  3. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications
FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationName · Style · The six articles · Bottom line
OccasionsHousewarming party · Holiday home or guesthouse · Moving into a flat-share · Funny birthday gift · Original gift idea
Gift forA couple moving in · Friends who host a lot · Flatmates · A holiday-let host
EAN code3701800803149

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Frequently asked questions
What does the poster show?

The drinks rules of a house: a “House rules for Drinks” heading, the name of the family or the patio, then six numbered articles, each one a title and a rule. At the bottom, an optional line, such as “Too many rules may spoil the mood.”

What can I personalise?

The house, patio or family name (28 characters), the six articles (a title of up to 14 characters and a rule of up to 48), the optional bottom line (40 characters) and the style. The heading and the drawing of the glass stay the same.

Do I have to come up with six rules myself?

No: all six articles arrive filled in, eighteen ideas are suggested, a dice on each article rolls another, and “Shuffle everything” fills all six with no repeats. Every field stays free, for the rules only your house has. The bottom line is picked from five suggestions, or written by you.

Who is it a gift for?

For a housewarming, a holiday home that welcomes guests all summer, a guesthouse or a holiday let where the poster tells guests how things work at the table, or a birthday for someone who laughs at their own table’s habits. The humour is about those habits, never about a person.

Are there any brands on the poster?

No: no drink, spirit or company brands. The glass is drawn for the poster, with no label and no bottle. The word “pastis” only names a style (its colours and its decor), not a brand. The poster doesn’t promote any drink: one of the bottom lines even says the rules apply to orange juice.

Which size should I choose?

A4 or 30 × 40 cm for a kitchen or a covered corner of the patio, the two sizes that come framed. 40 × 60 reads from further away, in a living room or a utility room. Like any paper print, it should hang out of the rain and away from splashes.

Can I see the poster before I order?

Yes. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed: the name, the six articles, the bottom line and the style.