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Personalised summer drink poster — gift for mates, Father’s Day
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A summer drink is like good mates…
The more water, the less argument!
Voted best bar-stool buddy: Mick
King of bad faith:
For every summer spent under the plane tree…
The gang’s golden rule: Always 5 parts ice to 10 parts bad faith, and an olive for whoever arrives last!
Jokes guaranteed, no holding back: 100%
Overdoing the banter is encouraged!
The preview is exactly what gets printed. The title, the golden rule and the two small lines come with an idea: keep it, roll another one with the dice, or write your own. The corners of the poster are square, like a frame’s.
A bistro table in the sun, a jug of water, a summer glass with ice and cicadas, under “A summer drink is like good mates…”: your title, a “Voted best bar-stool buddy” panel with his name, a dedication, a golden rule and two small lines. Matte 250 g paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Design my poster title · names · golden rule · small lines
Or start from a title idea:
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
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Full description
A bistro table in the sun, a jug of cold water, a big summer glass with ice, cicadas, vine leaves and a boules ball, under a bar-counter title: “A summer drink is like good mates… the more water, the less argument!” Underneath, the panel — “Voted best bar-stool buddy: Mick” and, if you like, “King of bad faith: Declan” —, a white box for a dedication, a “golden rule of the gang” and two small lines separated by a wave.
You write the name of the bar-stool buddy and, if you like, the king of bad faith; the title, the golden rule and the small lines come filled in, a dice rolls others, “Shuffle everything” if you’re stuck, and every line stays free. Four papers — sun, cream, white, peach — and square corners. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed. A funny gift for the gang on the terrace, for Father’s Day, or for a housewarming in the South or anywhere else.
- Matte 250 g paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame for A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
The poster, once printed
Scenes and people generated by AI.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
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| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- You write the bar-stool buddy’s name
“Mick”, “Declan”, “Uncle Jo”. It reads after “Voted best bar-stool buddy”; if you like, a second name gets the title of king of bad faith.
- You keep our ideas, or write your own
A title, a golden rule, two small lines: eight title ideas, ideas for every line, a dice, “Shuffle everything”, an optional dedication, and four papers — sun, cream, white, peach.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | Title · Subtitle · Style · First name 1 · First name 2 · Dedication · The gang’s golden rule · Small line 1 · Small line 2 |
| Occasions | Father’s Day · Housewarming · Funny birthday gift · Holiday with friends · Original gift idea |
| Gift for | A dad who runs the terrace · The bar-stool buddy · A group of friends from the South · The summer neighbours |
| EAN code | 3701800803200 |
More gift ideas: For Dad
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Frequently asked questions
What does the poster show?
A bistro table in the sun, a jug of cold water, a big summer glass with ice, a bottle with a blank label, cicadas, vine leaves and a boules ball, under a bar-counter title — “A summer drink is like good mates… the more water, the less argument!” — then a “Voted best bar-stool buddy” panel, a white box for a dedication, a golden rule and two small lines separated by a wave.
What can be personalised?
The title (40 characters) and the subtitle (48), the bar-stool buddy’s name (18), the optional king of bad faith (18), the optional dedication (64), the golden rule (120), two small lines (44 each) and the paper. The words “Voted best bar-stool buddy” and “King of bad faith” and the illustration do not change.
Do I have to make everything up myself?
No: the title, the golden rule and the small lines come filled in, with eight title ideas and six ideas for each line, a dice to roll another one and “Shuffle everything” to draw them all at once. Every field stays free. The names and the dedication are never shuffled.
Who is it a gift for?
For the gang on the terrace, a mate you like to tease, Father’s Day, a birthday or a housewarming, in the South or anywhere else. The humour is about company and bad faith, never about what you drink.
What is the white box for?
It is the dedication. If you type one, it is printed in handwriting on the dotted line; if you type nothing, the box stays white and you write in pen once the poster arrives.
Is “pastaga” a brand?
No: it is a slang word everybody says in the South of France, and it names a summer-terrace mood. The bottle in the illustration has a blank label, no drink name is written and no logo appears on the poster. And no promise about alcohol: “without holding back” is about laughter, not about glasses.
How is the illustration made?
It was created with an artificial-intelligence tool, picked from several tries and kept as it is: it is the same for every order. All the text, on the other hand, is written by the page, on the paper you chose.
Which sizes, which paper, which corners?
Five sizes, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, on matte 250 g paper; A4 and 30 × 40 also come framed. The corners of the poster are square, like a frame’s. The printable file delivers the five sizes as PDF and as 300 dpi PNG.
Can I see the poster before I order?
Yes. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed: the title, the names, the dedication, the golden rule, the small lines and the paper.