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POSTER DE BLONDE

Personalised wine label poster — your family’s cuvée

€19.90

Gift wrapping available · + €2.00

Create my print

The preview is exactly what gets printed. The three notes arrive with an idea: keep it, roll the dice for another, or write your own. This is not a label to stick on a bottle: it is a poster.

Tax included. Shipping €3.90 in France and the European Union, free from €49.

A family cuvée’s label as a poster: the name of the cuvée, a vintage, “bottled by the … family”, three funny tasting notes, a strength line and “75 cl”. Four styles. Matte 250 g paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Finish No frame
Write my label cuvée · vintage · family · notes
Style

The three tasting notes

Twelve ideas, a dice for each note, and every field stays free.
  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

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Full description

The label of a bottle that doesn’t exist, as a poster: “Dad’s Cuvée”, a vintage, “bottled by the Murphy family”, three tasting notes your whole family could have written — “nose of dad jokes, a finish that overstays” — and a strength line that isn’t one: “13.5% good humour”. All at 75 cl, with the dignity of a wine estate. It isn’t a label to stick on a bottle: it is a poster, to hang.

You write the name of the cuvée, the year — suggested from a birth or wedding date — and the family name; you keep our three tasting notes or change them, with twelve ideas, a dice for each note and “Shuffle everything”. Every field stays free. Four styles: a 1900 engraved label in ivory and wine red; a Belle Époque lithograph poster in blue and red; black and gold; rosé. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed. A funny birthday gift for a dad, a granddad, a friend or a couple whose year it is.

  • Matte 250 g paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame for A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • A bottle label as a poster, aged ivory paper with brown spots, a double wine-red border and four corner ornaments: a bunch of grapes in a medallion, “Édition unique”, “Cuvée Papa” in claret capitals, “1986”, “Mis en bouteille par la famille Martin”, the three tasting notes in italics over a guilloché rosette and, at the bottom, “13,5 % de bonne humeur” and “75 cl”, shown in the French version.
  • A pale pink polka-dot label, scalloped top and bottom like an awning, with a plum-coloured rule: a plum bunch of grapes with a green leaf, “Cuvée Maman” in pen script, “1990” in thin letters, “Mis en bouteille par la famille Dubois”, three notes — “Nez de gâteau maison, bouche de fou rire”, “Tanins de bonne humeur, finale de dimanche”, “Rondeur généreuse, humour légèrement piquant” — and “12 % de fous rires” with “75 cl”, shown in the French version.
  • A black label with a double gold border, gold corner ornaments and gold rays behind the grapes: “Cuvée Papi” in gold capitals, “1952”, “Mis en bouteille par la famille Durand”, three notes in italics over a gold rosette — “Notes de feu de cheminée et de vieux souvenirs”, “À partager avec toute la tablée”, “Corps solide, cœur tendre, finale en chansons” — and “14 % d’amour de famille” with “75 cl”, shown in the French version.
  • An old-fashioned wine merchant’s poster in midnight blue, cream, red and yellow: a red bunch of grapes in front of yellow rays, “Édition unique” on a red ribbon, “Cuvée du Bonheur” in large blue capitals with a red drop shadow, “2004”, “Mis en bouteille par la famille Leroy”, three notes in italics — “Arômes de tarte aux pommes et de dimanches”, “Se bonifie avec l’âge, comme les anecdotes”, “Long en bouche, encore plus en anecdotes” — and “0 % de regrets” with “75 cl”, shown in the French version.
  • The ivory “Cuvée Papa 1986” poster with a double burgundy border and flourishes, shown in French, hangs in a black frame above a wooden sideboard beside a red-haired, bearded man in a green polo shirt in the living room.
  • A red-haired, bearded man in a green polo shirt holds the black-framed ivory “Cuvée Papa 1986” poster, shown in French, in front of a wooden sideboard in the living room.

Scenes and people generated by AI.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works
  1. You name the cuvée and the family

    “Dad’s Cuvée”, a vintage — the year you’re celebrating, suggested from a birth or wedding date — and the name of the family doing the bottling.

  2. You keep our three notes, or write your own

    Twelve tasting-note ideas, a dice for each note, “Shuffle everything”, a strength line that isn’t one, and four styles: 1900 label, Belle Époque, black and gold, rosé.

  3. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications
FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationCuvée name · Vintage · Family · Style · The three notes · Strength line
OccasionsDad’s or granddad’s birthday · Milestone birthday (40th, 50th, 60th) · Father’s Day · Wedding anniversary · Original gift idea
Gift forA dad or a granddad · A mum or a nana · A friend turning fifty · A couple whose year it is
EAN code3701800803163

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Frequently asked questions
What does the poster show?

The label of a bottle of wine that doesn’t exist: a bunch of grapes, the name of the cuvée, the vintage, “bottled by the … family” with your surname, three tasting notes, a joke strength line and “75 cl”.

What can I personalise?

The name of the cuvée (24 characters), the vintage, the family name (28 characters), the three tasting notes (48 characters each), the optional strength line (28 characters) and the style. The grapes, “One-off edition”, “Tasting notes” and “75 cl” stay the same.

Can I stick it on a real bottle?

No: it is a poster, not an adhesive label. It is printed on matte paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, and hangs on a wall or goes in a frame. A bottle would need a self-adhesive label, which we don’t make.

Which vintage should I pick?

Any year from 1900 to next year: a birth, a wedding, the year you bought the house. Choose a date and the year is written into the field, which you can correct. The year you type is the year that gets printed: nothing is recalculated afterwards.

Do I have to come up with the three tasting notes?

No: all three notes arrive filled in, twelve ideas are suggested, a dice on each note rolls another, and “Shuffle everything” fills all three with no repeats. Every field stays free, for the jokes only your family gets.

Is the strength real?

No, it is a joke: “13.5% good humour” says nothing about a wine or about what anyone drinks. The poster neither sells nor promises alcohol, and the cuvée is named after your family, not after an estate. The line is optional: emptied, it is not printed.

Who is it a gift for?

For a birthday, especially a big one, for a dad, a granddad, a mum or a friend; for Father’s Day; for a couple whose wedding year it is. The vintage is the year you’re celebrating, and the notes say what the whole family already knows.

Which size should I choose?

A4 or 30 × 40 cm for a kitchen or a study, the two sizes that come framed. 40 × 60 or 50 × 70 cm read from further away, in a living room or a hallway.

Can I see the poster before I order?

Yes. The preview follows every keystroke and is exactly what gets printed: the cuvée, the vintage, the family, the three notes, the strength line and the style.