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Personalised funny bathroom print — in-throne safety instructions
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Airline
The Murphys
Flight WC-01
Seat 1A · All classes
In-throne safety instructions
For your safety and the comfort of the next passenger, please read this card carefully before take-off.
- 1 Check the paper Before take-off. Not after.
- 2 Lower the lid After landing. Yes, you too.
- 3 Turbulence? The brush is at your disposal.
- 4 Flush Twice if necessary. Nobody’s judging.
- 5 Wash your hands Before disembarking. Soap is included in your fare.
- 6 Paper only Nothing else goes down the loo. No wipes, no regrets.
Out of paper?
Emergency rolls are located under the sink. Please replace the empty roll.
Thank you for flying with us. Please leave the cabin as you found it.
This card stays on board · Do not remove
The preview is exactly what gets printed. A long airline name shrinks to fit; the instructions themselves never change.
Airline safety instructions for the throne: six illustrated instructions, flight WC-01 and the spare-roll box, with your family’s or your B&B’s name on it. Four styles, from airport signage to bright kids’ colours. 250 g matte paper, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, or a printable file.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Create my safety card airline · spare rolls · style
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
Secure payment
Full description
A funny bathroom print that beats a one-liner: the safety card from the seat pocket in front of you, rewritten for the throne at home, with lines like “Check the paper — before take-off, not after”, “Lower the lid — after landing, yes, you too”, “Flush — twice if necessary, nobody’s judging”. Six illustrated instructions, a flight number, and the emergency box that says where the spare rolls are.
At the top, the airline name: yours. “The Murphys”, “Seaview B&B”, “Nana’s House”. In the box, where you keep the spare rolls, so guests never have to shout down the hall again. Four styles: airport signage, 1960s vintage, modern black and white, bright kids’ colours. The preview updates as you type, and it’s exactly what gets printed.
- 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
The poster, once printed
Scenes and people generated by AI.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
|---|---|---|
| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- You name the airline
Your family name, your house or your B&B — up to 26 characters, squeezed to fit if it’s long. Then where the spare rolls are kept: “under the sink”, “in the cupboard on the left”.
- You pick the style
Airport signage, 1960s vintage, modern black and white or bright kids’ colours. The instructions are the same in all four.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | Airline · Spare rolls · Style |
| Occasions | Housewarming · Unusual gift idea · Christmas · Secret Santa · A new B&B or holiday let · Birthday |
| Gift for | A couple moving in together · Friends who have everything · B&B and holiday-let owners · A family with kids |
| EAN code | 3701800802753 |
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Frequently asked questions
What does the print show?
An airline safety card for the loo: your airline name at the top, flight WC-01, six illustrated instructions — the paper, the lid, the brush, the flush, your hands, nothing else in the bowl — and the box that says where the spare rolls are.
What’s a good funny print for a downstairs toilet?
One you read sitting down that still gets a laugh the tenth time, which a one-liner quote rarely does. This one reads like a real airline safety card, with your family’s name at the top, and comes in 1960s vintage, black and white or bright colours to suit the room.
What can I personalise?
Two things: the airline name, up to 26 characters (“The Murphys”, “Seaview B&B”), and where the spare rolls are kept, up to 40 characters (“under the sink”). Plus the style: pick one of four. The instructions themselves don’t change: the card is the joke.
Which size works best for the loo?
A4 or 30 × 40 cm: they’re the sizes you read up close, sitting down, and the only two available framed. Anything bigger takes over a whole wall in a small room.
Is it a good housewarming gift?
That’s exactly what it’s made for: it is given in the name of the new home, and every guest reads it in turn. It also works in a B&B, a holiday let or an Airbnb, where it tells guests where the paper is before they have to ask.
Can the print handle bathroom humidity?
The paper isn’t made for splashes: in a bathroom with a shower, choose it framed, behind acrylic glass, and hang it away from the water. In a separate toilet, an unframed print is perfectly fine.
Can I see the print before ordering?
Yes. The preview updates with every keystroke, and it’s exactly what gets printed: the airline name, where the spare rolls are and the style you chose.