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Personalised funny loo poster — your family on a bench, a toilet roll in every hand

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The Murphy Family

and their traditions

The family photo… in the right place!

A photo of your family, redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone on a bench by the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame. The preview is the poster that will be printed.

Tax included. Shipping €3.90 in France and the European Union, free from €49.

Your family photo redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone on a bench by the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame, under “The … Family” and your name. Image made by AI in thirty seconds, A4 to 70 × 100 cm.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Step 1 of 4: Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Step 2 of 4: Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Step 3 of 4: Finish No frame
Step 4 of 4: Create your poster Photo, image, title
Your photo

Choose a sharp group photo where every face is clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit. In our tests, two to six people (grandparents to toddlers) fit on the bench; the closer the photo is taken, the better the likeness.

Private photo, never published, deleted thirty days after dispatch (or after purchase, for the printable file). The image created is deleted with it.

The image

The image is made by artificial intelligence from your photo, in about thirty seconds. Each photo gets three tries, and the result is never the same twice; the image you see is the one that will be printed. The gold frame, family name, subtitle and bottom plaque are not part of the image: they are written on the poster and can be changed any time.

What is written on the poster

These texts are written by the page, not by the image: you can change them any time without redoing the image.

  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

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Full description

The family photo… in the right place! Upload your group photo: the whole family ends up squeezed on a wooden bench in a hallway, next to the loo door, and everyone proudly holds a toilet roll like a trophy. A proper classic family portrait in a gold frame — with a “WC” plaque on the door for anyone who hasn’t got the joke yet.

The title is that of a family portrait: “The Murphy Family”, and underneath “and their traditions” — which you can change — then the gold plaque at the bottom: “The family photo… in the right place!” The family name is written as real text, so no typos are possible. Faces, hairstyles, glasses and clothes stay those of your photo; in our tests, two to six people fit on the bench.

It’s the poster for a housewarming, Christmas with the family, parents’ wedding anniversary, or any family with a sense of humour: you hang it in the loo, or in the hall just outside. The image is made by artificial intelligence from your photo, in about thirty seconds; you see it before you order (three tries per photo), and that image, and no other, is printed in our workshop in Aveyron.

  • 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • A woman in a green blouse looks at a black-framed print in a hallway showing the Martin family seated on a bench, holding toilet rolls, within a golden design, shown in French.
  • A man with grey hair and a grey beard holds a black-framed print in a hallway showing the Martin family on a bench with toilet rolls in their hands and a golden design, shown in French.

Scenes and people generated by AI.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works

  1. Upload your family photo

    A sharp group photo where every face is clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit. Two to six people.

  2. The image appears in thirty seconds

    The whole family settles on a wooden bench next to the loo door, toilet roll in hand, with their own faces, hair and clothes. Not quite right? You get three tries per photo.

  3. Write the title and order

    The family name goes at the top of the gold frame (“The Murphy Family and their traditions”), and the gold plaque at the bottom can be changed too. The image you see is the one that gets printed, in our workshop in Aveyron.

  4. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications

FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationFamily name · Subtitle · Photo caption · Photo
OccasionsHousewarming · Christmas with the family · Parents’ wedding anniversary · Grandparents’ day · Secret Santa for the whole clan
Gift forMam and Dad · Nana and Grandad · Friends with young kids · The whole family
EAN code3701800803453

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Frequently asked questions

What original gift for parents or grandparents with a sense of humour?

Their family photo, but “in the right place”: everyone on a bench in front of the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame. A gift that gets a laugh, and one that really does get hung. You see the image in thirty seconds before you order.

How many people fit on the bench?

In our tests, two to six, from grandparents to toddlers: everyone holds a roll. Beyond that it isn’t guaranteed; you get three tries per photo to find out.

What does the “family at the loo door” poster show?

Your family photo redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone squeezed onto a wooden bench in a hallway, next to the loo door, each holding a toilet roll, in a gold frame. At the top, “The … Family” with your name, then “and their traditions”; at the bottom, a gold plaque: “The family photo… in the right place!”

Which family photo should I choose?

A sharp group photo where every face is clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit. In our tests, two to six people — from grandparents to toddlers — fit on the bench, each with a roll in hand; beyond six it isn’t guaranteed. Faces, hairstyles, glasses and clothes are those of the photo.

Are the gold frame and the “WC” plaque part of the image?

The gold frame, the title and the gold plaque at the bottom are drawn and written by the page: the family name is spelled exactly as you type it and can be changed any time. The little “WC” plaque on the door is part of the image the AI makes: it carries those two letters and nothing else.

What gift for a housewarming or a family Christmas?

A family photo that gets a laugh every time someone passes: hang it in the loo, or in the hall just outside. It suits a housewarming, Christmas with the family, parents’ wedding anniversary or a grandparents’ day; you see the image in thirty seconds before you order.

Can the family dog go on it?

We haven’t tried it: the brief talks about people, and a pet in the photo isn’t guaranteed. You get three tries per photo to see what comes out before you order.

Is it the image that gets printed, and what if it doesn’t look like my family?

Yes: the poster prints exactly the image you see, in our workshop in Aveyron. It is made by artificial intelligence from your photo, and the likeness is never that of a photograph; if you’re not happy with it, you get three tries per photo. The photo is deleted thirty days after dispatch.