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Personalised funny loo poster — your family on a bench, a toilet roll in every hand
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The Murphy Family
and their traditions
The family photo… in the right place!
A photo of your family, redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone on a bench by the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame. The preview is the poster that will be printed.
Your family photo redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone on a bench by the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame, under “The … Family” and your name. Image made by AI in thirty seconds, A4 to 70 × 100 cm.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Create your poster Photo, image, title
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
Secure payment
Full description
The family photo… in the right place! Upload your group photo: the whole family ends up squeezed on a wooden bench in a hallway, next to the loo door, and everyone proudly holds a toilet roll like a trophy. A proper classic family portrait in a gold frame — with a “WC” plaque on the door for anyone who hasn’t got the joke yet.
The title is that of a family portrait: “The Murphy Family”, and underneath “and their traditions” — which you can change — then the gold plaque at the bottom: “The family photo… in the right place!” The family name is written as real text, so no typos are possible. Faces, hairstyles, glasses and clothes stay those of your photo; in our tests, two to six people fit on the bench.
It’s the poster for a housewarming, Christmas with the family, parents’ wedding anniversary, or any family with a sense of humour: you hang it in the loo, or in the hall just outside. The image is made by artificial intelligence from your photo, in about thirty seconds; you see it before you order (three tries per photo), and that image, and no other, is printed in our workshop in Aveyron.
- 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
The poster, once printed
Scenes and people generated by AI.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
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| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- Upload your family photo
A sharp group photo where every face is clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit. Two to six people.
- The image appears in thirty seconds
The whole family settles on a wooden bench next to the loo door, toilet roll in hand, with their own faces, hair and clothes. Not quite right? You get three tries per photo.
- Write the title and order
The family name goes at the top of the gold frame (“The Murphy Family and their traditions”), and the gold plaque at the bottom can be changed too. The image you see is the one that gets printed, in our workshop in Aveyron.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | Family name · Subtitle · Photo caption · Photo |
| Occasions | Housewarming · Christmas with the family · Parents’ wedding anniversary · Grandparents’ day · Secret Santa for the whole clan |
| Gift for | Mam and Dad · Nana and Grandad · Friends with young kids · The whole family |
| EAN code | 3701800803453 |
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Frequently asked questions
What original gift for parents or grandparents with a sense of humour?
Their family photo, but “in the right place”: everyone on a bench in front of the loo door, a toilet roll in hand, in a gold frame. A gift that gets a laugh, and one that really does get hung. You see the image in thirty seconds before you order.
How many people fit on the bench?
In our tests, two to six, from grandparents to toddlers: everyone holds a roll. Beyond that it isn’t guaranteed; you get three tries per photo to find out.
What does the “family at the loo door” poster show?
Your family photo redrawn as a classic portrait: everyone squeezed onto a wooden bench in a hallway, next to the loo door, each holding a toilet roll, in a gold frame. At the top, “The … Family” with your name, then “and their traditions”; at the bottom, a gold plaque: “The family photo… in the right place!”
Which family photo should I choose?
A sharp group photo where every face is clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit. In our tests, two to six people — from grandparents to toddlers — fit on the bench, each with a roll in hand; beyond six it isn’t guaranteed. Faces, hairstyles, glasses and clothes are those of the photo.
Are the gold frame and the “WC” plaque part of the image?
The gold frame, the title and the gold plaque at the bottom are drawn and written by the page: the family name is spelled exactly as you type it and can be changed any time. The little “WC” plaque on the door is part of the image the AI makes: it carries those two letters and nothing else.
What gift for a housewarming or a family Christmas?
A family photo that gets a laugh every time someone passes: hang it in the loo, or in the hall just outside. It suits a housewarming, Christmas with the family, parents’ wedding anniversary or a grandparents’ day; you see the image in thirty seconds before you order.
Can the family dog go on it?
We haven’t tried it: the brief talks about people, and a pet in the photo isn’t guaranteed. You get three tries per photo to see what comes out before you order.
Is it the image that gets printed, and what if it doesn’t look like my family?
Yes: the poster prints exactly the image you see, in our workshop in Aveyron. It is made by artificial intelligence from your photo, and the likeness is never that of a photograph; if you’re not happy with it, you get three tries per photo. The photo is deleted thirty days after dispatch.