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Personalised funny loo poster with your photo — the cover of the throne
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Throne
the magazine of the smallest room
Exclusive
Conor: caught on the throne!
The secrets, the habits, the record time… All revealed!
A photo of one person, redrawn as a magazine cover: sitting on the throne, magazine in hand, caught off guard. The preview is the poster that will be printed.
Your photo as a magazine cover: sitting on the throne, magazine in hand, looking startled, under the magazine name, an “Exclusive” flash and a headline with your first name. Image made by AI in thirty seconds, A4 to 70 × 100 cm.
First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.
Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.
For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.
See the five sizes to scale
Step 4 of 4: Create your poster Photo, image, text
Your personalisation
Check the spelling: the poster is printed exactly as is, to order.
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Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
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Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
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Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
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Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.
Secure payment
Full description
You, caught on the throne, on a magazine cover. Upload a photo of someone — you, a friend, your dad, your flatmate — and it becomes the cover of a magazine from the smallest room: sitting on the loo, a magazine open in both hands, looking like someone a photographer has just caught in the act, a toilet roll holder beside them. The face, hairstyle and glasses are those of the photo; they are in a T-shirt and pyjama bottoms, so the joke stays decent.
Everything else is written on the cover as real text: the magazine name (“Throne”, or your own), the first name, the headline — “Conor: the scoop from the loo!”, “Conor: 20 minutes of radio silence” — and the little line at the bottom: “The secrets, the habits, the record time… All revealed!” The headlines come written with the first name; pick another or write your own.
It’s the poster for a housewarming, a birthday, a leaving do, Christmas with friends or a colleague who reads in the loo: you hang it in the downstairs loo and every guest laughs. The image is made by artificial intelligence from the photo, in about thirty seconds; you see it before you order (three tries per photo), and that image, and no other, is printed in our workshop in Aveyron. Best given to an adult: this isn’t the poster for a child’s photo.
- 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
- Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
- Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
- Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.
The poster, once printed
Scenes and people generated by AI.
Sizes
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.
30 × 40 cm Our favourite
The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.
40 × 60 cm
Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.
50 × 70 cm
The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.
70 × 100 cm
The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.
| Size | Printed poster, no frame | With frame |
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| A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm | €19.90 | €38.90 |
| 30 × 40 cm | €29.90 | €58.90 |
| 40 × 60 cm | €44.90 | Not offered |
| 50 × 70 cm | €49.90 | Not offered |
| 70 × 100 cm | €69.90 | Not offered |
| Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG | €8.90 | |
Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.
How it works
- Upload the photo
A sharp photo of one person, face clearly visible, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit.
- The image appears in thirty seconds
They settle onto the throne in their pyjamas, magazine in hand, with their own face, hair and glasses. Not quite right? You get three tries per photo.
- Write the cover and order
The magazine name, the first name, the headline and the little line at the bottom are already suggested: keep them or change them. The image you see is the one that gets printed, in our workshop in Aveyron.
- We print in Aveyron
To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.
Specifications
| Formats | A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm |
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| Paper | Matte, 250 g/m² |
| Inks | Pigment-based, lightfast |
| Optional frame | On A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass |
| File only | All five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link |
| Brand | Dandymaps® |
| Personalisation | First name · Magazine name · Headline · Tagline · Photo |
| Occasions | Housewarming · Birthday · Leaving do · Christmas with friends · Secret Santa |
| Gift for | A friend who reads in the loo · A brother or sister · A colleague · A flatmate |
| EAN code | 3701800803446 |
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Frequently asked questions
What funny gift for someone who spends ages in the loo with a magazine?
Their very own magazine cover, on the throne: their photo, their name in the headline, an “Exclusive” flash and a little line that says it all. Hang it in the loo and nobody walks past without a grin. You see the image in thirty seconds before you order.
Does it work for women as well as men?
Yes: the headline is written without gender (“Conor: the scoop from the loo!”), and the person in the photo stays recognisable, with their glasses and hairstyle. You can change the magazine name if “Throne” isn’t your thing.
What does the “cover of the throne” poster show?
Your photo — or a friend’s, a dad’s, a colleague’s — turned into the cover of a magazine from the smallest room: the person sits on the loo, a magazine open in both hands, looking startled, a toilet roll holder beside them. At the top, the magazine name (“Throne” or your own) and an “Exclusive” flash; on the right, a headline with the first name; at the bottom, a little line.
What funny gift for a housewarming or a birthday?
A poster that makes someone the star of the throne: you hang it in the loo and every visitor laughs. It works for a housewarming, a birthday, a leaving do or Christmas with friends; the image appears in thirty seconds and you see it before you order.
Which photo should I choose?
A sharp photo of one person, front-on or three-quarter view, well lit, face clearly visible. Glasses, beard and hairstyle are kept. In our tests six different people stayed recognisable; a photo taken from far away or a profile is less reliable, and you get three tries per photo.
Is the person undressed in the image?
No: they are dressed — a T-shirt and pyjama bottoms, sometimes pyjama shorts — because the brief asks for it. The joke is the situation, not the outfit. We suggest giving it to an adult: this isn’t the poster for a child’s photo.
Can I change the magazine name and the headlines?
Yes: everything is written on the cover as real text — the magazine name, the headline (six suggestions written with the first name, or your own) and the little line at the bottom — and can be changed any time without redoing the image. Only the word “Exclusive” is fixed.
Is it the image that gets printed, and what if it doesn’t look like me?
Yes: the poster prints exactly the image you see, in our workshop in Aveyron. It is made by artificial intelligence from the photo, and the likeness is never that of a photograph; if you’re not happy with it, you get three tries per photo. The photo is deleted thirty days after dispatch.