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Personalised loo weather poster — the forecast from the smallest room in your town

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The weather forecast from the smallest room: your town in the title, three panels — a day, an icon, a forecast — and a ribbon. The preview is the poster that will be printed.

Tax included. Shipping €3.90 in France and the European Union, free from €49.

The weather forecast from the smallest room in the name of your town: a beaming presenter, three panels (a day, one of ten icons, a forecast) and a red “100% local” ribbon. A4 to 70 × 100 cm.

First the object — medium, size, frame — then its content, which you watch take shape in the preview.

Step 1 of 4: Product Printed poster

Ready to give: printed in our Estaing workshop and shipped within 48 h, with an optional frame on A4 and 30 × 40.

For a last-minute gift: the print file, €8.90, arrives by link the same day — PDF and PNG at 300 dpi, all five sizes.

Step 2 of 4: Size A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm
See the five sizes to scale
The five sizes, to scale with one another. The largest is 70 × 100 cm.
Step 3 of 4: Finish No frame
Step 4 of 4: Create my print place · style · text
Who presents the forecast?
Panel 1
Panel 2
Panel 3
  • Printed in AveyronComposed and printed in our family workshop in Aveyron, checked before it ships.
  • Printed to order250 g matte paper, pigment inks: printed in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size.
  • Shipped within 48 hTo your door or to a pickup point, by La Poste or Colissimo.
  • Ready to giveStandard frame sizes, easy to find.

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Full description

The weather forecast from the smallest room, for your town, your house or your holiday let: a TV presenter beams and points at today’s forecast. “Today: great relief. Tomorrow: smooth flow. Always: high risk of a refill.” A red ribbon guarantees the lot: “Forecast guaranteed 100% local!”

Everything can be personalised: the town in the title, a weatherman or weatherwoman, and for each of the three panels the day, one of ten icons — rain, sun, loo roll, thunderstorm, wind, snow, rainbow, tornado, clouds, toilet — and the forecast. The three panels come written, a dozen more ideas are one tap away, and everything can be rewritten.

It’s the poster for a housewarming, a holiday home or rental where you want to raise a smile with your guests, a colleague’s present or a birthday: a loo decoration you read in two seconds that gets a laugh every time. The presenter is a drawing; the text and icons are real text and real drawings: the poster printed in our workshop in Aveyron is the one you see.

  • 250 g matte paper, pigment inks, printed to order.
  • Five sizes: A4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm.
  • Optional wooden frame on A4 and 30 × 40, black, white or natural.
  • Or the printable file: all five sizes, each as a PDF and a 300 dpi PNG, by download link.

The poster, once printed

  • A woman in a plum blouse looks at a blue print in a black frame in a toilet room, showing Rodez’s humorous toilet weather bulletin and its illustrated presenter, shown in French.
  • A man in an ochre polo shirt holds a blue print in a black frame in a toilet room, showing Rodez’s humorous toilet weather bulletin and its illustrated presenter, shown in French.

Scenes and people generated by AI.

Sizes

A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm

The keepsake: a birth, the sky of one date. Everyone owns an A4 frame, and it ships flat, in a stiff card envelope.

30 × 40 cm Our favourite

The entry size, the most common frame size: IKEA, HEMA, Action.

40 × 60 cm

Bedroom and hallway décor, in 2:3 like a photograph. 40 × 60 frames at homeware or framing shops.

50 × 70 cm

The flagship living-room size, sold across the market. Shipped rolled, in a sturdy long cardboard box, home delivery only.

70 × 100 cm

The large wall size. 70 × 100 frames at IKEA (RÖDALM). Home delivery only.

Prices include tax, delivery extra.
Size Printed poster, no frame With frame
A4 · 21 × 29.7 cm€19.90€38.90
30 × 40 cm€29.90€58.90
40 × 60 cm€44.90Not offered
50 × 70 cm€49.90Not offered
70 × 100 cm€69.90Not offered
Print-at-home file: all five sizes, as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG€8.90

Prefer to print it yourself? All five sizes, each as a PDF and as a 300 dpi PNG — ten files, by a download link sent after payment.

How it works

  1. Write the town

    It shows under the title. Also choose who presents the forecast.

  2. Compose the three panels and order

    The three panels come ready written: change the day, the icon or the forecast, or pick an idea. The poster you see is the one that gets printed, in our workshop in Aveyron.

  3. We print in Aveyron

    To order, on 250 g matte paper: in our Aveyron workshop, whatever the size, and every poster is checked there before it ships. Or you receive the download link for the file by e-mail.

Specifications

FormatsA4, 30 × 40, 40 × 60, 50 × 70 and 70 × 100 cm
PaperMatte, 250 g/m²
InksPigment-based, lightfast
Optional frameOn A4 and 30 × 40: wood, black · white · natural, with acrylic glass
File onlyAll five sizes as PDF and 300 dpi PNG, by download link
BrandDandymaps®
PersonalisationCity · Presenter · Panels · Ribbon
OccasionsHousewarming · Holiday home or Airbnb · Birthday · Leaving do · Office Christmas
Gift forA new homeowner · A B&B or holiday-let host · A colleague · A friend who loves a joke
EAN code3701800803460

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Frequently asked questions

What funny decoration for the loo of a holiday home or a rental?

A loo weather bulletin in the name of the town: “Great relief”, “Smooth flow”, “High risk of a refill”. Guests smile, and the three panels can be rewritten in the style of the house.

What does the “loo forecast” poster show?

A weather bulletin for the loo: a cartoon TV presenter beams and points at three panels — “Today: great relief”, “Tomorrow: smooth flow”, “Always: high risk of a refill” — under a “The Loo Forecast” title carrying the name of your town. A red ribbon guarantees the bulletin “100% local”.

What can I personalise?

The town (under the title), the weatherman or weatherwoman, and for each of the three panels the day, one of ten icons — rain, sun, loo roll, thunderstorm, wind, snow, rainbow, tornado, clouds, toilet — and the forecast; plus the ribbon text. The panels come ready written, and a dozen ideas are one tap away.

What gift for a housewarming, a holiday home or a rental?

A loo poster you read in two seconds that raises a smile every time: in the name of the holiday home’s town, the house or the office. It suits a housewarming, the guests of a rental, a colleague or a birthday.

Can the presenter have my face?

No: it’s a drawing, a weatherman or weatherwoman, with no photo to upload. For a poster that starts from your photo, see “the cover of the throne” and “the family at the loo door”.

Are the icons stock images?

They are drawings made for this poster, not a stock library: ten flat-colour icons, sharp at every size. The texts are real text, so no typos are possible, and the poster printed in our workshop in Aveyron is the one you see.

Which sizes, and can I get it framed?

Five sizes, from A4 to 70 × 100 cm, printed in our workshop in Aveyron; A4 and 30 × 40 are also available framed. You can also take the printable file, delivered after payment.